I hate bitches.
But not just any bitches, but the bitches that bitch over somebody who isn't a bitch--at least to the bitch.
I mean, bitch all you want about all your other bitchy bitches, but don't bitch about a non-bitchy non-bitch.
It's just bitchy.
And not even that cool, straight-up kind of bitchy bitchiness.
It just makes you look like a rude bitchy bitch, who is too much of a bitch to not be a bitch when the situation calls for it.
In short, don't be a bitch.
Period, bitch.
