Things I wish I had..

• Muscles
• Money
• A job
• No mustache
• A nice voice
• Lighter, clearer skin
• A tattoo on my collarbone
• A haircut
• More clothes
• A way to fix my Doc Martens
• Somebody to like
• A Prankster Illumise/Volbeat
• Straight A's
• More time
• Another chance
• A clean slate
• Adventure

All so improbable, but by no means impossible.